The Quote Board
I want to come in and be married with you.
~Elise
You know it is not in my nature to wear shirts.
~Drew
I am worried about modesty, mostly cleavage.
~Scott
I always wondered what kind of man would decide to live with you.
~Grandpa Heber
I want to be skinny like you, but I want to eat like me.
~Grandma Ann
Do you want to get out of the tub, or play for a while - Cyndi
Get out, and do you know why? NO TOYS!
~ Elise
Ya know what, when we got it from the store, it was just like that...I don't know why!
~Elise, When told that if you climb over the back of the couch it will tear, just like the little hole that was clearly visible.
Newborns are lots of fun!
~Anna telling me about her new foster sister.
This is kinda embarrassing, and it is not going to make you happy
~ Anna
A suit is just to look good or keep the girl warm!
~Jared
Can't I be with you at least some of the time?
~Laurie
It's way better than It's a Small World, at least you get food at the end.
~Camille
My family is full of nudists, and you can put that on the blog.
~Camille
8 and 6 that's kinda like a tie.
~Anna
That just not how my marriage is gonna' roll.
~Camille
Fudge and the spirit both bring a change of heart.
~Scott
You can't have everything...if you did where would you put it?
~Golly
All ya get's a shrug!
~Anna
I am sorry I am getting old, but I can't help it.
~Grandma Ann
We wait until the prophet says to go.
~Anna
Why are you all so bossy?
~Suzie Q
It is OK to pay full price if you REALLY love it.
~Hillary
I really want a baby brother or baby sister. Mommy tried to get pregnant, but she could not. So, now she is going to a class.
~Anna
We must step forward and do what we are asked.
~Dad
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live.
~Dumbledore
It is not as much fun without Aunt Cyndi.
~William
Well is he on oxygen?
~Cyndi
Wo wo wo wo WO! That is not going to work.
~William when he was told he was sharing a top bunk bed with his brother.
When does this reunion end?
~Chelsea
Should I just take your bra off right now?
~Shalayna
I think about those cover up things, but I never cover anything up.
~Grandma
I shop at Wal-Mart now. I am practically a shopaholic.
~Mom
No one just stops by when you have diarrhea.
~Jake
I know all about repentance. Camille taught me.
~William.
You don't have love in our heart brother. If you don't have love in your heart, you don't have story, you don't have dreams, you don't have nothing.
~Australia
That cocomotion - it is a magical machine!
~Mary
I might be alone, but I am going to look good.
~Cyndi
If I had a blog, this would be a really big day!
~Chuck
If you are going to be cute, you might as well be really cute.
~Camille
OK, it is time to go. Start hugging and peeing.
~Craig
I understand what makes a woman think that any man is better than nothing. I'll just never understand what makes a woman think she's got nothing.
~Sports Night
So what if the eggs are greasy or the toast is burnt!
~Elder Uchtdorf
We want to be good, we just havn't started yet.
~Mom
At girls camp we don't just camp, we camp cute!
~Cyndi
I don't know why they called me. I am not equiped to deal with this. I don't even watch Jerry Springer.
~Alyson
Put your trust in God, and move forward with faith and confidance in the future.
~President Hinckley
It ain't the world series of charades.
~Craig
All you can do is be yourself and avoid 'girl crazy'.
~Cyndi
It is that intersection of bad taste and too much money.
~Alyson
Full length please, my wife looks hot today!
~Jared
How do you know?
~Aidan to his mother
Carly - While waiting for Amtrak, Hey do you think we could touch those rails?
Camille - I am a safety town instructor and I am appalled by you!
Colin Firth, oh what a beautiful man.
~Name withheld
If you can't go to church for Jesus at least you can go for Warren.
~Karyn
There is a skinny women living inside of me cryint to get out, but I can usually shut her up with a cookie.
~unknown
Peter, I'm going to miss my canoe show.
~Craig
What do they put in those limes?
~Alyson
Pick up the pieces of your shattered life and move on.
~Miriam
After Alma had received his message from the angel of the Lord he returned speedily to the land of Ammonihah.
~Alma 8:18
I trust that I shall have great joy in you, because of your stediness and your faithfulness unto God; for as you have commenced in your youth to look to the Lord your God, even so I hope that you will continue in keeping his commandments; for blessed is he that endureth to the end.
~Alma 38:2
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